Ole!

Actors are funny creatures. Good looking, but funny.
One minute it's "Oh you're so interesting, and you smell so goood, what is your perfume?"
Close up of his face in your hair.
And then it's "O you are single yes? Perhaps I can pretend to be your boyfriend?"
Mid-shot of you trying to contain sarcastic snort.
"Sure, why not"
Wide shot of an uber beautiful model walking by.
Close up of his head swivelling an unbelievable one-eighty degrees.
"Excuse me yes? I'll see you soon gorgeous" Close up on his movie star smile.
Wide shot of him running off towards model.
Fade to black.

Ahahahaahahaha.....geeeeez, no wonder showbusiness is sooooo screwed up. It's all game and agenda. Yeah, yeah....you're thinking that if they can play that game, you can too...careful you don't bite off more than you can chew pare.