Nice going genius.

I'm staring at my toes because I refuse to think about how idiotic I was acting today.
If I could do one thing over today it would be this: Find a better way of expressing myself without sounding stupid. Anything would be better than what my mouth came up with, which was: "I am so not jealous!!!"

If I were inebriated, I'd probably have started off with (and this is in no particular order) -
>I'm sorry but years of jerk exposure has turned me into a scarred cynic who has trust issues. The fact that you act the player does not help.
>I am probably now hard-wired to sabotaging any/all chances of semi-coupledom.
>I try to find reasons to run away before you can get under my skin.
>Jealousy is a by-product of like, so you see, I'm actually admitting that I like you too. In a roundabout way. And that's a lot from me.
>Be semi-glad I'm showing any emotion at all. I could've just walked away without warning.
>I'm sorry, but until I know what the story is, and where I stand, I will act like an idiot sometimes.

But I wasn't inebriated. I was stone-cold sober, albeit green-eyed. So all I could come up with was: "I'm so not jealous!!!"
How creative.
I see the other party running in the opposite direction now. The end is nigh.