Thursday, July 17, 2008

Flatline gracefully

What not to do if you ever find yourself playing an older woman about to die in hospital with a mafia son by her side:

Do not laugh, smile or smirk during takes - for obvious reasons.
Avoid opening eyes directly into lights - not very pleasant.
Try to look as dead as possible - nevermind that your back is hurting like hell and the crew jokes are hilarious.
Ignore hand that is currently holding yours - he's supposed to be your son for heaven's sake!
During final death scene, try holding breath more than a pathetic ten seconds. Or avoid smoking the night before.
While cameras are rolling, try not to let mind wander - unless you want to hear the cameraman call you out on some random facial expression!

If all else fails, fall asleep.

No comments: